How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy