How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick