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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What brand is it?

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What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

Http://cms.bsu.edu/