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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle