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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

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Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.