What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

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What's snoop dogg's favorite author?

Tolkien.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.