What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!