What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys)

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!