Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

Fist Jokes More Fist Jokes

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site?

More bang for your buck!!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Crucify Jokes More Crucify Jokes

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.