Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys)

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What did the guy with bad internet get?

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.