What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

Previous Random Joke Next

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Cholo Jokes More Cholo Jokes

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

Ey, get off me homes!

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip