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What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

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Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Dec Jokes More Dec Jokes

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25