Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.