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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.