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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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The resistance of both drop when doped.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up