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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up