What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.