What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.