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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings