Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER