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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.