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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!