What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"