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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."