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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.