What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.