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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

They'll tell you in their novel.