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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.