What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

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He wanted to smoke a joint!

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!