What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

That hit the spot.

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

That hit the spot.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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How can you make a moth ball?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

That hit the spot.

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.