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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.