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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.