What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

Thermite.