What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps