What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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What's next to England?

A question mark.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!