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What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What is another name for a pregnant Mexican dog?

A puppy piata

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What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Mexican Detective Jokes More Mexican Detective Jokes

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

Sherlock Jokes More Sherlock Jokes

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!