What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

What is French Super Mario's favorite board game?

Le Ouija

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What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!