What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Parole Jokes More Parole Jokes

What is the longest?

Life without parole

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.