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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Parole Jokes More Parole Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe