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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

Parole Jokes More Parole Jokes

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What is the longest?

Life without parole

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.