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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Parole Jokes More Parole Jokes

What is the longest?

Life without parole

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.