What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

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Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.