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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets.

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite