What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.