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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

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How do you please a Mennonite woman?

2 Mennonite**

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.