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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

How do you please a Mennonite woman?

2 Mennonite**