What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common?

They both love stoning women.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common?

They both love stoning women.

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How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common?

They both love stoning women.