What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

H Jokes More H Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.