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What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

H Jokes More H Jokes

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.