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What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D