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What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!