What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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How do you teach your dog to roll over?

Put him on fire.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.