What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

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What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself