What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that