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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.