What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.