What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.