What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!