What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.