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What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Dominate Jokes More Dominate Jokes

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

Sub Woofer Jokes More Sub Woofer Jokes

What do you call an underwater dog?

A sub woofer!

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.