What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew