What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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She ate her soup before it was cool

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I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)