When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.