What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens.

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What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

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Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.