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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in Kansas.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Illegal Alien Jokes More Illegal Alien Jokes

What do you call a migrant in space?

Illegal alien

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.