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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Illegal Alien Jokes More Illegal Alien Jokes

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What do you call a migrant in space?

Illegal alien