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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Why do we have 52,455,865 pictures of Grandma?

My future grandchildren probably

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Abstinence Jokes More Abstinence Jokes

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.