Grandma and grandpa.
Because he knew his parents will make him return it.
I replied, "Hello "
Oh na na, what's my name
Your grandma.
To boldly split infinitives!
The Elfabet!
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
It took him forever to get her off that street corner.
Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.