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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

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What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.