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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

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Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

Abstinence Jokes More Abstinence Jokes

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.