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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Teaching the chicken to cook

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They havent been taught good table manners!

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.