What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!