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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.