What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.