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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress