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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.