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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.