What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.