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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.