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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality