What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

What is the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

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Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.