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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist?

Because they both study abroad!

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Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.