Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

What makes cheerleaders nervous?

Being late

University Jokes More University Jokes

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

Graze Jokes More Graze Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What's a buffalo's favorite activity?

Grazing.