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Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

University Jokes More University Jokes

What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Graze Jokes More Graze Jokes

What's a buffalo's favorite activity?

Grazing.

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.