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Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

Graze Jokes More Graze Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!