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What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.