What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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What do you call a chica on the go?

Chicago

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

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What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.