What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.