What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

Stopping it with a shovel

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!