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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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They are all #2s.

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He got crped out.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.