Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus