What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!