What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease