What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do you call it when a stripper does charity work?

Pro work

Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland