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Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.