Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

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What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

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What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.