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How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish?

Give it a couple test tickles

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.