What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

Commander Jokes More Commander Jokes

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.