How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!